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Is preparing for Easter proving to be difficult? You can make Easter easier...
Just replace the “t” with an “i”

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You know the good thing about Alzheimers at Easter?
They can hide their own eggs

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What’s the biggest difference about Easter when it doesn’t fall on the 20th?
The type of grass you fill the basket with

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Do you remember when you were young and you believed things that weren’t true?
Like Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, that you’re parents were happy together...

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A kid asks his father why he named his sister Teresa
The Father says "I've named my kids after things that I love and Teresa is an anagram of Easter"
The kid with a smile says "That's really nice Dad"
The father says "Thanks Alan"

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Did you hear about the guy who painted Easter eggs?
He did a good job. Not egg-cellent but good.

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?
Empty ones
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What is springy and springy?
The Easter Bunny

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Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...

Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!

On hearing that the wife retorts,"AWESOME, you do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband."

The man stayed home.

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Dad: Son, I think's it's time we talked about the birds and the bees
Johnny: NOO! When I was 6 you told me the Easter Bunny is fake. When I was 8, you told me Santa is fake. If your telling me adults don't really f*ck, I don't wanna hear it

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Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.
1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fат.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.

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A new wife prepared to bake a ham to celebrate their first Easter together. She carefully cut off each end of the ham before placing it in the pan.

Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, "I don't know, it's what my mother always did. But I can ask her."

She called Mom, who responded, "I always saw your Grandma do it, so I did the same."

They decided to check further, so the young woman called Grandma, who explained, "It was the only way I could get it to fit into my pan."

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This Antarctican family decided to color eggs for Easter.
They agreed to dye them all white.

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The upcoming weekend marks the day known as Bachelor’s Day
It’s the weekend before to Easter and it is also known as Palm Sunday.

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A rooster was strutting around the henhouse one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow. The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.
- S.C. Herald-Journal -

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Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.

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The first person in the UK to have a double hand transplant will fulfill his ambition on Easter Monday to applaud the Leeds Rhinos rugby league team.
Personally my ambition would have been to have a wаnк.

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Q. What do Jesus and the Easter Bunny have in common?
A. They both taste good with wine.

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Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.

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