Wife: What are your plans for Easter? <br />Husband: Same as Jesus... <br /> <br />Wife: What do you mean? <br />Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! <br /> <br />On hearing that the wife retorts,"AWESOME, you do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband." <br /> <br />The man stayed home.
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
On hearing that the wife retorts,"AWESOME, you do that, I'll do a Mary and show up pregnant untouched by my husband."
The man stayed home.