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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

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A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him:
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me:
"I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly):
"An elephant sticking his trunk up!"

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name.

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I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

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I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices
Is it irrelephant?

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How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
Marry her.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.

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A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit…
“Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper.
“The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor.
“No, it doesn’t.”
“Yes, it does. It says, ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’”

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Never call a woman fat
An elephant never forgets.

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I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions
The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?
So they can sneak across pool tables.
Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?
Works, doesn't it?

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I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear...
The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."

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How come no one cares about Dumbo?
Because he is ear elephant

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The zoo manager asks the vet over the phone
"What can we give to our elephant if it has diarrhea?"
"Space. A lot of space" answered the vet

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What do you do when you're on Safari and all of a sudden come across an Elephant?
Very gently,
Wipe it off

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Newly the elephant has been diagnosed with the Corona virus...
When asked where she caught it from...
"TRUMP,TRUMP,TRUMP," she replied

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