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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Shows you it works then.
What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant.

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A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit…
“Why are you doing that?” asked the keeper.
“The sign says it’s okay,” replied the visitor.
“No, it doesn’t.”
“Yes, it does. It says, ‘Do not feed. $10 fine.’”

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Never call a woman fat
An elephant never forgets.

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I took a job at a zoo performing elephant circumcisions
The benefits aren't great, but the tips are huge.

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Why do elephants wear green shoes?
So they can sneak across pool tables.
Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table?
Works, doesn't it?

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I'm getting a tattoo of an elephant on my ear...
The only reason I'm doing this is so when people ask me "Why do you have a tattoo of an elephant on your ear?" I can say "Don't worry about it. It's ear elephant."

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How come no one cares about Dumbo?
Because he is ear elephant

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The zoo manager asks the vet over the phone
"What can we give to our elephant if it has diarrhea?"
"Space. A lot of space" answered the vet

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What do you do when you're on Safari and all of a sudden come across an Elephant?
Very gently,
Wipe it off

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?
They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Newly the elephant has been diagnosed with the Corona virus...
When asked where she caught it from...
"TRUMP,TRUMP,TRUMP," she replied

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My girlfriend haa been gaining a lot of weight so I sat her down
And said we need to talk about the elephant in the room

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What do you get when you put an angry elephant in a camp ground?
A trample tentrum.

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What do u get when a rhino and a Elephant crosses by
Helifino

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An elephant is sitting in the sauna with a bunch of guys...
The elephant takes a look around and asks:
“How do you guys eat with those?”

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An elephant fell into the swimming poll, how will it come out?
Wet

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Did you know that an elephant can carry up to nearly 20,000 pounds?
I wish I had that kind of money on me.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
They hide pretty good don't they.

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An elephant meets a nакеd men at the lake
"What? This is what you drink with???"

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Have you ever seen a Tesla elephant?
It has Elong Tusks

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What Do Elephant And Tomato Have In Common
What elephant and tomato have in common is that they're both red, except the elephant.

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What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant?
- I don't know, What ?
- They both start With the letter G.
- What? That makes no sense??
- The elephant's name is Greg

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How can you tell an elephant is on its period?
There's a quarter on your night stand and your mattress pad is missing.

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant

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A joke my 4 year old came up with today...
Him:
"What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"
Me:
"I dunno, what?"
Him (loudly):
"An elephant sticking his trunk up!"

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name.

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I gave my friend an elephant for his room.
He told me "thank you."
I said "don't mention it."

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I have the memory of an elephant.
I remember one time I went to the zoo and saw an elephant.

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If there is an elephant in the room and nobody notices
Is it irrelephant?

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How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant?
Marry her.

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What do you call a baby elephant in Spanish?
El infant.

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD?
The Easter Elephant.

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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(

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Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree?
Because they're good at it.

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