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My girlfriend haa been gaining a lot of weight so I sat her down
And said we need to talk about the elephant in the room

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What do you get when you put an angry elephant in a camp ground?
A trample tentrum.

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What do u get when a rhino and a Elephant crosses by
Helifino

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An elephant is sitting in the sauna with a bunch of guys...
The elephant takes a look around and asks:
“How do you guys eat with those?”

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An elephant fell into the swimming poll, how will it come out?
Wet

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Did you know that an elephant can carry up to nearly 20,000 pounds?
I wish I had that kind of money on me.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
They hide pretty good don't they.

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An elephant meets a nакеd men at the lake
"What? This is what you drink with???"

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Have you ever seen a Tesla elephant?
It has Elong Tusks

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What Do Elephant And Tomato Have In Common
What elephant and tomato have in common is that they're both red, except the elephant.

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What's the similarity between a giraffe and an elephant?
- I don't know, What ?
- They both start With the letter G.
- What? That makes no sense??
- The elephant's name is Greg

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How can you tell an elephant is on its period?
There's a quarter on your night stand and your mattress pad is missing.

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I always make jokes about everything, but I won't make a joke about fат people...
... Because an elephant never forgets.

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A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar...
The bar tender looks up
"What is this? A joke?"

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What do you call a baby elephant in Spanish?
El infant.

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What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes “hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD, hippity-THUD?
The Easter Elephant.

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What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino?
'Ell if I know.

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What's my dog's favourite part of the tree?
The bark.
What's my bank's favourite part of the tree?
The branches.
What's my elephant's favourite part of the tree?
The trunk.
What's my father's favourite part of the tree?
The leaves :(

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Why do you never see an elephant hiding on top of a tree?
Because they're good at it.

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