Fat Jokes

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How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fат pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her blood type is marinara.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

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Yo momma’s so fат, her chairs have seat belts.

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Your momma so fат...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

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Yo mamma is so fат, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

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Yo mama is so fат Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

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Yo momma so fат it's not even funny anymore.

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"Yo momma so fат when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when I sсrеwеd her, I burnt my аss on the light bulb.

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Yo mamma’s so fат, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:
Look, a flying saucer!

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Yo momma is so fат she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Your momma's so fат the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

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A lot of people are pretty upset about "fат shaming" jokes these days
Maybe they need to lighten up

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Yo' Mama is so fат, after sеx, she smokes a turkey.

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Yo mama is so fат that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.

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Your mom's so fат she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!

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Yo mama so fат when you have sеx with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

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Yo momma’s so fат, she sells shade in the summer.

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