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Yo mama so fат when I killed her in call of duty it said five кill streak

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Yo mamma so fат not even Dora can explore her; not even with diego's help!

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Your Mums so fат, when i shot here in COD i got a ten кill streak.

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Yo mamas so fат when she went to the zoo some one said "oh shiт the elephants lose, get it back in its cage.

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I wouldn't say your mom's fат, but when I saw her get off the bus, she offered her seat to three men.

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Yo Mamma so fат that when she wanted a water bed they had to put sheets on the pacific ocean.

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Yo momma so fат even flat stanley told her to scoot the fuск over

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Yo Momma is so fат that her photos are clicked from a satellite.

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Ya mommas so fат she went out with a waterproff yellow coat on and people kept shouting taxi

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Guy:hey fат ass
Me: hey nice mask
Guy: what mask?
Me: oh sh't that's your face

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Yo Momma so fат the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...

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Yo mommy's so fат that they had to use google earth to take her photo

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YO MOMMA SO FАТ THAT... We are very concerned about her health

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Can fат people go skinny dipping??

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Yo mamma so fат when she went out side in a yellow rain jacket and the kids yelled the school bus is here

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The b*tch of the class strutted up to a fат kid and asked,
"When is it due"
The girl thought for a moment then replied,
" I don't know, ask your boyfriend"

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Yo mammas so fат she caused the Challenger rocket to fall

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So I go to McDonalds to get a drink when I see this fат girl bullying a mentally disabled kid. So I walk up to her.
Me: You know that can happen to any of us, right?
Girl: Well God gave me a mouth to speak with so I'm going to use it
Me: Yeah? Well God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege, didnt ya?
Girl:
- Speechless-
Me: Wipe that ketchup off your сhin, too.
Girl:
- Wipes сhin-
Me: No, your other сhin.

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I was in a club last night and I got approached by a rather fат butch looking woman.
She had one of those fancy designer handbags with the words ‘ GUESS ‘ on the side.
“About 90 Kgs”, I said, “And you’re a man?”

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If your woman puts on weight over the Christmas period suggest some exercise. Get her to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening.
In a week the fат вiтсh should be 42 miles away!

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