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There was 2 friends that go to their high school reunion.
They got there early so they went to the bar to watch a game. eventually, one of the guys gets drunк, so the other guy walks the drunк to the reunion, they sit down. half an hour later, the hosts of the reunion do this little game, where they say something and see who has done that something. the host says:
Host:
' okay now, whos won been on TV?'
The drunк guy's friend says "this guy over here!!!"
The drunк tells him to shut up but the host is already talking.
Host:
'ohh look everybody we have a celebrity!!! c'mon up here!'
So the drunк makes his way up on the stage.
Drunk:
' hi, ever-eeverybody ma names gabriel, and i don-dont wanna say much, i've been dri-nking a bit-'
At that point, the drunк notices two girls at a table and recognizes them.
Drunk:
' i- i see twoo girls at a table,i asked them out to prom of se-senior year. AND D-DEY SED NOO!! and dey got f-fат'
One of the girls gets up and yells at the drunk
Girl:
'Your fат too!!!'
Drunk:
'i was fат in high scho-ool, i kept my figure, why couldnt you???'
#rekt
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His reply was, “Me have only one sqaw, me have only one feather.”
She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, “Ugh; me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws.”
Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, “Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?”
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, “Me Chief. Me fсuк-em all. Big, small, fат, tall. Me fсuк-em all.”
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, “You ought to be hung!”
The Chief replied, “You dамnеd right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake.”
Ms. Walters cried, “You don’t have to be so gоddамnеd hostile!”
The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style, me fсuк-em all!”
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, “Oh dear.”
The Chief said, “No deer. Me no fсuк deer. Аsshоlе too high and fcukers run too fast. No fсuк deer!”
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