Fishing Jokes

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My friend has a model fish collection
They are all to scale

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What do Catholic cannibals eat in place of fish on Fish Fry Friday?
Battered women

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What kind of fish is good with peanut butter?
Jellyfish

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What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve?
"Inuit!"

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A man went ice fishing one day and reeled-in a giant ice cube
After months of only catching fish, he finally caught a cold.

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Shakespeare is like a fish with epilepsy
I can't even begin to grasp it.

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I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day...
Two fish got battered.

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If a fish died in the ocean...
... Does it become a marine corpse?

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There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day
The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*.

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(original joke) what's a fish's favourite type of angle
A scalene angle haha

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How many fish did it take to кill my ex wife?
None, there are no fish under my new gazebo.

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What do fish talk about at work?
Current events

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?
Tuna Fey.

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Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor)
Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.

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Teach a man to fish, and he’ll be able to eat for a lifetime. … …
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Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he’ll become a prince.

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My biology teacher tells me that I need to focus more in lessons.
They say I always ask off topic questions. But I'm just interested, that's all.
Science is interesting. Apparently there is a species of fish called "irrelevant".

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