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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.

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Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say:
"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

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I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

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I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

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Its girls like u that cause global warming!

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Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?

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I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..

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Every function without you will always be void of love.

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Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!

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You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

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Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

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You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.

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