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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

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My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

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Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
No pressure.

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If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

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I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.

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I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.

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Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?

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Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

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We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

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You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

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"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

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Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

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Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

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Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?

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You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

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Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

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