Funny Riddles

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Q: What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A: A nickel.

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Q: If you feed me, I live. If you give me a drink, I die. What am I?
A: Fire

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Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?
A: A pair of trousers.

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Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
A: Stamps.

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Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?
A: The towel.

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FunnyQuestion: What was the world’s highest mountain before the discovery of Mount Everest?
Answer: The Mount Everest (it doesn’t matter whether people discovered it or not, it was the highest mountain even before that!)

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Q: How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it?
A: Unless you have very bad floors, throw the egg any which way. The floor shouldn’t сrаск from a simple egg throw.

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Q: A pink girl with a pink dress, a pink cat, a pink hat and pink walls lives in a pink bungalow. What color are her stairs?
A: There are no stairs in a bungalow.

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Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
A: Silence.

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Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
A: Wrong.

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Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…

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Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
A: He sleeps only at night.

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Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
A: In a dictionary.

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Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?
Answer: A T-shirt!

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Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.

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Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.

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Funny Riddles One-Liner Jokes

Q: What has one eye, four legs, and half an аnus?
A: Half a lobster!

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What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
A volleyball.

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Funny Riddles Sports Jokes

Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?
A: Your ear.

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Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.

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