Funny Riddles

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Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
A: He is bald.

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Q: What table can you eat?
A: A vegetable.

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Q: On Thursday, a man went for a horseback trip on Friday and returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
A: The horse’s name was Friday.

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What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.

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Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A: On the outside.

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Funny Riddles Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: What insect needs to eat the least?
A: The moth – it only eats holes.

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Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
A: Your pillow.

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Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.

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Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.

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Funny Riddles School Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
A: The already full ones.

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Q: When does a man really like being alone?
A: When he becomes an heir.

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Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.

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Q: A guy is driving down the road, his headlights are off, there is no moon. There’s a guy dressed all in black standing in the middle of the road, facing away from the car.
The guy in the car swerves and doesn’t hit the guy dressed all in black. How come?
It was 1:30 in the afternoon.

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Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
A: The exhaust.

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Q: Why do people build new houses?
A: Because it’s impossible to build old houses.

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Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
A: The cheese.

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Q: There are 10 birds sitting on a power line. A hunter shoots two of them, how many birds are left still sitting there?
A: None, they all took off after the loud ваng of the shot.

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A: Who earns money without working a single day?
Q: The night watchman.

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Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.

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Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)

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