Funny Riddles

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Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.

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Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
A: Your pillow.

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Q: What insect needs to eat the least?
A: The moth – it only eats holes.

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Q: On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A: On the outside.

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Funny Riddles Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.

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Q: On Thursday, a man went for a horseback trip on Friday and returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
A: The horse’s name was Friday.

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Q: What table can you eat?
A: A vegetable.

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Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?
A: He is bald.

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Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?
A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.

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Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?
A: Your ear.

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What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
A volleyball.

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Funny Riddles Sports Jokes

Q: What has one eye, four legs, and half an аnus?
A: Half a lobster!

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Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.

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Funny Riddles One-Liner Jokes

Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.

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Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?
Answer: A T-shirt!

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Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
A: In a dictionary.

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Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
A: He sleeps only at night.

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Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve. Second of January, second of February…

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Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?
A: Wrong.

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Q: What disappears the second you start talking about it?
A: Silence.

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