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Q: What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
A: A roast chicken.

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Q: Which lion is a very good swimmer?
A: The sea-lion.

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Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?
A: All of them.

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Q: What question do you always have to answer with “Yes”?
A: How to spell the word YES.

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More funny riddles and answers:
Q: What has 6 feet and sings?
A: The singing trio.

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Question: Why can't the T-rex clap?
Answer: Because he's extinct.

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Q: When can a man walk on water?
A: When the water gets really cold.

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Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
A: A very big hand.

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Q: What question can never be answered with a yes?
A: Are you asleep? (or Are you dead?)

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Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.

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A: Who earns money without working a single day?
Q: The night watchman.

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Q: There are 10 birds sitting on a power line. A hunter shoots two of them, how many birds are left still sitting there?
A: None, they all took off after the loud ваng of the shot.

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Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
A: The cheese.

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Q: Why do people build new houses?
A: Because it’s impossible to build old houses.

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Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
A: The exhaust.

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Q: A guy is driving down the road, his headlights are off, there is no moon. There’s a guy dressed all in black standing in the middle of the road, facing away from the car.
The guy in the car swerves and doesn’t hit the guy dressed all in black. How come?
It was 1:30 in the afternoon.

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Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?
A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.

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Q: When does a man really like being alone?
A: When he becomes an heir.

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Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
A: The already full ones.

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Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.

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