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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air? …
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A dead centipede.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?
The rooster
Friend : I understand how you can get Sam from Samantha, I also understand how you can get Matt from Matthew…….but how do you get Diск from Richard?!!?
Me: If you ask nicely!!…….:D
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure!
Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own
Q: What’s common between men and video player?
A: Both go backward…forward.backward…forward…stop and eject
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means You are FUСКЕD…

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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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What happens if someone steals uranium?
It becomes theiranium.

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Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.

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What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry.

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Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.

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Q: A glider lands precisely on the border between the US and Canada, one wing in each country. Which country gets the engine?
A: Gliders have no engine.

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Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
A: Nowhere, it is still going.

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Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
A: The rust.

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What is at the center of Earth?
An R. (eaRth)

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Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?
A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.

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Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
A: Cheese with holes.

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Prank question:
Which hand do you use to wipe your вuтт?
The right one, what an odd question?
Oh, I simply use toilet paper…

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Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?
A: Your shadow.

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Q: What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
A: It’s perfectly OK to buy a used car.

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A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
Q: Smacks.

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Q: Who is the biggest victim of the yo-yo effect?
A: The moon. It gains and loses every month.

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Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.

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