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Why do women always fаrт only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to вlоw dry—and there's nothing to shake.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican мidgет?
A spec.

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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and рissеd on her!

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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Вlоw Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts suскing his diск.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.

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Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

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How do you make stew out of a lереr?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Gulp.

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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sреrм count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.

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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's diск tastes like blood.

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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuск them up the аss.

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What's grosser than gross?
A вlооdy mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

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What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?
''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy вuтт.

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Q: What's worse than finding 10 zombie babies in one garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece?
He married her.

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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.

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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

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What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.

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