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You have "mint" breath.
Mint to brush your teeth and forgot!

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Q: Have you ever seen a jаскаss wrapped in plastic?
A: Show me your license.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any better jokes on this site?

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Can I borrow your face for a few days?
My аss is going on vacation.

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I never forget a face - but in your case, I'll make an exception.

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Q:What do me and a mirror have in common?
A:When we see your face we both сrаск up!

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Q; What do you call a person who likes to hang around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

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If I needed any s**t from you, I'd squeeze your head.

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As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?

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Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers on a table?
A: Salad bowls

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Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
If there were any more, it'd be hеll.

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I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

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A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.
A tree falls on him.
Does anyone care?

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A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River.
As soon as the redneck puts his line in the water, he slings a fish onto the bank. The buckeye isn't catching anything, so he yells across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
"Alright, tell ya what - I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yells back.
The buckeye replies, "Ain't no way, buddy. You must think I'm a fool. I know when I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"

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Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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The better part of you must have rolled down your daddy's leg.

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"Why don't you say that to my face?"
"Turn around."

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Q: Why didn't anybody hear Helen Keller scream?
A: She was wearing mittens.

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You are so small that when it rains, you are the last to know.

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Why don't you slip into something comfortablelike a coma.

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