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An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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Ψέμα ήτανε Une maîtresse demande à ses élèves: Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this? Учителката ги прашува учениците; Im Grammatikunterricht versucht die Lehrerin den Schülern durch Beispiele die Zeiten zu erläutern. Lehrerin: "Wenn ich sage ich bin schön, welche Zeit ist das?" Ein vorwitziger Schüler antwortet: "Vergangenheit!" La maestra le dice a los alumnos, "Chicos si yo digo fui rica es tiempo pasado, y si digo soy hermosa, ¿que es?" Jaimito se levanta y responde, "Tiempo perdido, maestra." A professora explica os tempos verbais: - Se eu digo "Eu fui bonita", a frase está no passado. E se eu disser "Eu sou bonita"? Joãozinho prontamente responde: - É mentira! Jantje zit in de klas en zit te dromen. Hij kijkt naar buiten en opeens valt hij in slaap, dan word hij wakker een staat een woendende juf voor hem die ze de franse buldogg noeman vanwegge haar... Teacher says to class, “OK class, today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. Now if I say I’m beautiful, which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “Obviously it is the past tense... Учителька: — Послухай, Сергійку, якщо я скажу. "Я красива", — який це час? — Минулий, Валентино Василівно. Okulda birgün Türkçe öğretmeni zaman kiplerini işliyor ve öğrencilerine bir soru soruyor : - Çocuklar -ben güzelim- dersem hangi zamana girer bu cümlem? Çocuklar hep bir ağızdan : - Geçmiş zaman... Une grand-mère demande à sa petite fille : - Quand je dis : "Je suis belle", à quel temps est-ce conjugué? - C'est sûrement au passé, mamie! - Jasiu, jeśli powiem: "Jestem piękna", to jaki to czas? - Czas przeszły, proszę pani!
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Boy - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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How to be Insulting on Public Transportation: Pretend to be foreign when the conductor asks for your fare and try to give him the wrong denomination of money.
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George was taking care of a parrot for his aunt.
This parrot was a very nasty parrot.
It cussed and screamed and made fun of George, so he took the parrot and put it in the freezer.
The parrot kept screaming and insulting George until finally it stopped.
George thought to himself, “On no! I froze my aunt’s bird to death.”
He opened the door and saw the bird alive!
The bird said, “I’m sorry for my behaviour and will never act up again.
George said, “Why the change?”
The bird answered, “Because I saw what you did to the other bird."
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Friend - "Hey your blocking the view!"
Me - "I am the view."
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"At least I don't shower nакеd!"
Yell that during any kind of argument and you'll win.
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Whenever someone asks me if I "Have a sec?"
I tell them "Sure. I have lots of secs."
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Them - Your an аsshоlе.
You - I'm glad I'm an аsshоlе because without аsshоlеs like me there wouldn't be shiт like you!
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Police officer: Where were you between 4 and 6?
Me: Kindergarden
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Person 1: Dude your gаy.
Person 2: Actually, I'm as straight as the pole your mom dances on.
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Teacher: Do you want to spend lunch in my class!?
Me: you asking me out on a date?
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Teacher - Get rid of your drink. No drinks in class.
Student - I got it from my doctor he told me to drink it
Teacher - Who's your doctor?
Student - Dr. Pepper
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A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your рussy?"
"Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
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Yo momma is so ugly that when she walked into Wal-Mart they turned off the security cameras.
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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
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Are you talking back to me?!
Yes mom, that's how conversations work.
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You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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You should wear a соndом on your head because if your gunna act like a diск might as well dress like one
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Bob:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe:
"To get to the idiот's house."
Bob:
"Knock knock."
Joe:
"Who's there?"
Bob:
"The chicken."
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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Анкета Τελικά η έρευνα απέτυχε παταγωδώς. Η αιτία; Ερώτηση στον ΟΗΕ... Υπόλοιπος κόσμος ООН проведе глобална световна анкета с въпрос: A ONU resolveu fazer uma pesquisa em todo o mundo. Enviou uma carta para o representante de cada país com a pergunta: "Por favor, diga honestamente qual é a sua opinião sobre a escassez de alimentos no resto do mundo". Mas pesquisa foi um grande fracasso. Todos os países europeus não entenderam... Die UNO hat eine weltweite Umfrage durchgeführt. Die Frage lautete: "Geben sie uns bitte ihre ehrliche Meinung zur Lösung der Nahrungs-Knappheit im Rest der Welt ab." Die Umfrage stellte sich, nicht unerwartet, als Riesenflop heraus: In Afrika... Światowy Ruch Przetrwania postanowił przeprowadzić sondaż zadając ludziom następujące pytanie: - Powiedz proszę, jaka jest Twoja opinia na temat podziału żywności w innych krajach świata. Rezultaty... La ONU acaba de finalizar la encuesta mundial más grande de su historia. La pregunta única fue: - Por favor, diga honestamente que opina de la escasez de alimentos en el resto del mundo? Los... FN skickade ut en enkät om hur man skulle kunna lösa bristen på mat i världen. Frågan löd: - Ge oss din ärliga åsikt om hur en lösning på bristen på mat i övriga världen skulle kunna se ut. Den...
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