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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
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Yo momma so sтuрid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember.
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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his diск.
An ugly woman is passing and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..."
He replies "If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!"
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Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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Yo Momma's so fат she sank the Titanic!
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Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like shiт."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."
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As a child, I was afraid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realized people are more scary.
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I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunк staggering along the road.
He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunк, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Dамn, that is one ugly child!."
As the drunк wandered off, the lady burst into tears.
Just then, a mailman came to her rescue.
"What's the matter, madam?" he asked.
"I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed.
"There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket.
"Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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Το πιο άσχημο μωρό The baby Το άσχημο μωρό Една жена се качила в автобус с бебето си. Шофьорът казал: В автобусе едет женщина с ребёнком.Заходит пьяный мужик: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" Uma mulher entra no ônibus com seu filho e o motorista se espanta:,- Nossa, é o bebê mais feio que já vi!,A mulher ouve calada e senta na parte de trás do ônibus. Bufando, desabafa para outro passageiro:,- O motorista me insultou!,E o passageiro recomenda:,- Vá lá... Wchodzi kobieta z czarnym dzieckiem na rękach do autobusu. - Fuj, jakie brzydkie dziecko - mówi kierowca autobusu. Kobieta oburzona, ba, wpieniona na maksa siada obok innego pasażera i mówi: - Słyszał pan? Jak tak można. Jaki niekulturalny, jaka... Kommt eine Frau mit ihrem Kind auf dem Arm in den Bus. Sagt der Busfahrer: "Mensch sie haben aber ein häßliches Kind!" Schockiert und immer noch verärgert setzt sich die Frau in den Bus. Ihr... På en buss i London satt en ung kvinna med sin baby i famnen när en berusad man klev på och stannade framför henne. Mannen tittade en lång stund på barnet och sa sedan så högt att alla i bussen... Met haar baby van zes dagen op de arm stapt Annie de bus in. "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" zei de chauffeur, waarop Annie woedend achter in de bus plaatsneemt. De man naast... Annie stapt de bus in met haar pasgeboren baby op haar arm. Zegt de buschauffeur: 'Tering! Zo'n lelijk kind heb ik nog nooit gezien!' Annie wordt boos en gaat helemaal achterin de bus zitten. Een... En dame går på en buss med babyen sin. Bussjåføren sier: - Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!. Dama finner seg et sete og setter seg ned, mens hun furter. Hun snur seg til... O femeie cu un copil in brate se urca in autobuz. Soferul Zice: - Aoleu, asta e cel mai urit copil pe care l-am vazut Vreodata. Femeia Se duce in spatele autobuzului si se asaza pe scaun, Spumegind... Een vrouw staat samen met haar baby op de arm te wachten bij een bushalte. Als de bus aan komt en de vrouw instapt zegt de buschauffeur: "Dat is de lelijkste baby die ik ooit heb gezien!" De vrouw... En dame går på bussen med babyen sin, da bussjåføren utbryter: - «Det er den styggeste babyen jeg noen gang har sett. Æsj!» Damen går bak i bussen, setter seg ned og er rasende. «Sjåføren fornærmet... A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took... Kadın bebeğiyle otobüse binerken otobüs şöförü kendini tutamayıp şöyle demiş: - Aman tanrım ne kadar çirkin bir bebek... Kadın sinirle biletini kutuya basmış, en arka tarafa geçmiş, bir adamın... A lady boards the bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at the baby and says "that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!" The lady finds a seat and she is mad as hell. She tells the guy in the seat... A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here,... Uma Senhora estava sentada com o seu filhinho no colo, na poltrona do ônibus, quando chegou um cavalheiro e sentou ao lado dela, quando ele olhou para a criança, ficou espantado e falou: "Virgem... En kvinde kommer ind i en bus med en baby på armen... Chaufføren kigger længe på ungen og udbryder: "Hold da kæft en grim unge" Kvinden sætter sig bagest i bussen, mens hun er ved at koge over af... Moteris su mažu vaiku įlipa į mikroautobusą. Vairuotojas imdamas pinigus, dėbteli į vaiką: - Nieko sau! Tokios baidyklės dar nematęs! Keleivė skubiai pereina į mikroautobuso galą ir susinervinus...
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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.
But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson.
He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet.
The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
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Σου δίνω το λόγο μου... Старецот, вијаграта и петелот Един старец отива в аптеката и с последните пари си купува виагра. Прибира се в къщи и решава да изненада бабата. A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. Един папагал пил виагра и започнал да оправя всичко що мърда в двора- кокошки, пилета... Un prestigiatore è disperato: il suo pappagallo parlante dice un numero eccessivo di parolacce e lo mette in imbarazzo durante gli spettacoli. Decide quindi di dargli una lezione facendogli prendere un brutto spavento: lo toglie dalla gabbia, lo porta in cucina e lo chiude nel congelatore. Il... En man får äntligen sitt recept på Viagra och hämtar snabbt ut pillren på apoteket. Ivrig att testa så tar han ett piller så fort han kommer hem, och sätter sig och väntar på att frun ska komma hem från jobbet. I sitt upphetsade tillstånd glömmer han... Ein Mann kauft sich Viagra-Tabletten. Kommt sein Papagei und frisst sie alle auf. Sagt der Mann: "Oh Gott, oh Gott, was mach ich bloß ... ab in die Tiefkühltruhe, damit er sich wieder abkühlen... Mies sai lääkäriltä paketin viagraa. Ennenkuin mies ehti ottaa yhtään, tämän puhuva papukaija söi koko paketin. Lääkkeen mahdollisesta vaikutuksesta pelästyneenä mies laittoi linnun pakastimeen... Mannen hade en papegoja som käkade upp alla husses viagra och for runt i huset och försökte sätta på allt han såg. Till slut tröttnade husse, fick tag i papegojan, stoppade honom i frysen i hopp om... Un tip a cumparat un flacon de VIAGRA si dupa ce si-a luat o pastila, a uitat flaconul deschis pe masa. Papagalul sau le-a inghitit pe toate! A inceput sa transpire si sa-l ia cu calduri......
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Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo mamma so sтuрid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
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yo mama so sтuрid she put her head in a mailbox and talked we asked her whats she was doing she said shes sending a voicemail
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