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Kickass if you are a man, lame if you are a woman
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How do you make a fат kid cry?
Shoot his feet
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Half of the people that post on this website need to go back to school and learn how to f*cking spell ... "Yo Сunт Touch Dis ... Stop, Grammar Time" ... Kickass if you agree
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Girl 1#: every time you look in the mirror it breaks.
Nerd: at least it bothers to show up for work.
Need at least 10 kick ass
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Mom:Were getting two dogs this weekend what would you like to call them Me:One and two because if one died you would still have two
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If you think about it they never said humpty dumpty was an egg....
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Me: did your mom drop you off?
Her: yeah why?
Me: dамn what a shame
Her: why is that a shame?
Me: cause she's gonna get fined
Her: Fined why would she get fined?
Me: for littering
Her: ....
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It really makes me mad when I hear idiots saying that women belong in the kitchen. Such сrар. Who would clean the rest of the house?!
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A man sees a shooting star.
“Oh, how nice! I can make a wish! I want a woman who knows what she wants!”
The shooting star pauses briefly, then turns around.
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How do you tell you’ve had two dinosaurs in the fridge?
There are footprints in the butter.
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Two tomatoes are walking across a street. One of them gets run over by a truck.
The first tomato looks at the gruesome scene and says:
“Well, life’s not a petting zoo.”
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Two milk cartons are sitting on a roof. Suddenly one milk carton throws the other down and says, “That’s what you get.”
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Do unzipped files get embarrassed?
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At a farmer’s market stall:
Customer: Excuse me, is this tomato genetically modified?
Seller: Why do you want to know?
Tomato: Yeah, why do you want to know?
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What is black, red, and golden and flies through the air?
A lady bug with a golden tooth.
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Two bunnies are sitting on a roof.
One bunny suggests, “Shall I throw you down?”
The second bunny replies, “Nope.”
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Where do cows like to go?
In a mooooseum.
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“I’m touched,” said the dough and looked at me.
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Photographer:
“And will you want those pictures in color or black-and-white?”
Zebra:
“Jеrк!”
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Two fish meet. One says:
“Blubb”.
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A ball rolls around a corner and says, “Dамn, I missed my bus.”
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How many elephants fit into a submarine?
Twelve, because the doorbell is on the left side.
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Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean. A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.
One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”
The other one says, “No…”
First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”
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A man goes with his daughter in a forest. “Look a mushroom!” points the dad.
The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”
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Unterhalten sich zwei Wände Τι λέει ένας τοίχος στον άλλο; Sagt die eine Wand zur anderen Wand: "Wir treffen uns an der Ecke!" Que dit un mur à un autre mur? On se rencontre au coin? - Vad sa den ena väggen till den andra? - Vi möts i hörnet... Hvad sagde den ene væg til den anden? – Vi mødes ved hjørnet? Hva sa den ene veggen til den andre? Svar: Vi møtes på hjørnet. Co mówi jedna ściana do drugiej? - Spotkamy się na rogu. Vad säger de två väggarna till varandra när de ska ha ett möte? Vi möts i hörnet. Two walls arrange a date – “Let's meet at the corner.”
Two walls meet at the corner.
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