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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the dead dog say to its owner.
Nothing. It's dead..

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Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.

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Strait test!!!
Kickass if your strait because your kickass
Lame if your not strait because your lame :(

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If i get 1000+ kickass i will become gаy........ so please dont press kickass

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Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.

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Dimes are silver,
Nickels are brass,
Why does your face,
Look like your аss?

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What's the last thing that went through Sally's mind after falling from a skyscraper? Her ankles.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind.
She hated everyone,except for her loving boyfriend.
He's always there for her.
She said that if she could only see the world,
she would marry her boyfriend.
One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything.
Even her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend asked her,"now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"
The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too,and refused to marry him.
Her boyfriend walked away in tears,and later wrote a letter to her saying-
"Just take care of my eyes dear,I love you."
THIS IS DEEP

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
- It was dead
Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree?
- It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree?
- Peer pressure

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If you Kickass i will call the police for no reason

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What's long and hard and has the letters P-E-N-I-s in it? SPINE!

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Wife: Why did you come home so early today?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hеll.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter - he's not going to come anyway.

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What is yellow and cannot swim?
An excavator!
And why?
Because it only has one arm.

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