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What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.

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A man walks into a bar.
He is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?
17.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and cannot swim?
An excavator!
And why?
Because it only has one arm.

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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!

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I like my women how I like my coffee....without a реnis.

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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
We’re having sex
Cause i’m stronger than you.

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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because it's a chicken and it does what it want's to do.
(unless it's a fат kids dinner then it better run the fuск over the boder)

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What does a farmer say when he's looking for his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there
Not Sarah.

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This is the best quote ever: Chocolate is very healthy because chocolate comes from coco beans. Coco beans come from a plant. A plant is healthy... So there you have it chocolate is very healthy.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him why the long face..
They horse unable to understand English shiтs on the floor and leaves.

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If there are 3 apples and johnny takes 3, how many does johnny have? It doesn't matter, he was hit by a train

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"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

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How did hellen keller burn her face?
She answered a hot iron

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Kid: Dear Santa send me a brother
Santa: Bring me your mother

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