Anti-Humor Jokes

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How can you tell you have an elephant in your bedroom?
By the big "E" on his pajamas.

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What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of the green triangle!

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A gummy bear sits on a power line and says to the other gummy bear, "brzzztbrzzztbbbbrzzztbrrrrzt"

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What is green, small, hairy and has three white points?
Well - nothing, really.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why is Osama dead?
He got shot.

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What's black and twelve inches long?
A Maglite.

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Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it

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What did the carrot say to the other carrot?
We are both carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him why the long face..
They horse unable to understand English shiтs on the floor and leaves.

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If there are 3 apples and johnny takes 3, how many does johnny have? It doesn't matter, he was hit by a train

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"Ask me if I'm a tree."
"Are you a tree?"
"No."

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How did hellen keller burn her face?
She answered a hot iron

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Kid: Dear Santa send me a brother
Santa: Bring me your mother

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Do u know what Helen kellers house looked like?
Neither did she

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Person 1: Hey, u wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Yeah sure!!
Person 1: Your life.
*work best through text. Kickass for more.

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Q:What is wrong with the government?
A:Everything

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Why do orphans only like to play tennis?
It's the only place they get love

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Watch angry fат russian kids play minecraft, having their shiт blown up and they cry into an endless array of horrors, neverending eternal torment, following them to their adulthood! Vоdка addictions.

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