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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you.
Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
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A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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Yo mama is so sтuрid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"
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- Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
- It's a girl. She's my daughter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
- I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Грузинска сватба. Разговор между непознати в парка: Македонец поминува низ едно грчко село и гледа свадба. Седнува да се најаде и напие и гостејќи се започнува разговор со човекот што седи до него: - Oh il est moche ce gamin ! Duas pessoas puxam conversa numa festa: — Que pessoa estranha aquela! Não dá para saber se é ele ou ela! — É ela. É minha filha. — Pô, desculpa aí! Não teria dito isso se soubesse que o senhor é pai dela. — Mas eu não sou o pai dela. Sou a mãe.
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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sеxy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.
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A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."
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Забързан човек спира пред някакъв говедар в полето: Um homem pergunta para um fazendeiro perto de um grande campo gramado: - Senhor, você se importaria se eu cortasse caminho pelo seu campo para chegar na estação de trem mais rápido? Eu já estou atrasado e tenho que pegar o trem das 16:25. O fazendeiro responde: - Pode sim, claro! E se meu touro... En man som är sen till tåget tänker gena över en bondes hage, men stannar för att fråga bonden som håller på att laga stänget runt hagen: - Hinner jag med 5-tåget om jag genar över fältet? - Ja,... Idzie turysta drogą spotyka Bacę i pyta się: - Baco, mogę przejść przez waszą łąkę bo chcę zdążyć na pociąg o 10:40. - A idźcie, a jak spotkacie mojego byka to i na ten o 9:15 zdążycie... Een boer is op zijn grond bezig als ineens een man hem aanspreekt “Mag ik over uw land lopen, dan kan ik de trein van kwart over 12 nog halen” “Geen probleem” zegt de boer “als de stier je ziet... V Arizoně se ptá kovboj starého rančera: „Prosím vás, když půjdu přes váš pozemek, stihnu vlak ve 14:30?” „Samozřejmě,” ujistí ho starý Arizoňan, „a když potkáte mé býky, stihnete i ten ve 14:00!”
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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swinе!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly,
"I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
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"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."
"That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."
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"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.
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Девойка разговаря със смартфона си: Me: Siri, why am I alone? Девушка разговаривает со своим смартфоном: Frage an Siri:"Wieso bin ich noch immer Single?" Siri öffnet die Frontkamera. Fragt eine Frau: "Siri, warum bin ich Single?" Siri öffnet Frontkamera.     Un homme à son cellulaire Apple : - Siri, pourquoi je suis célibataire? Et siri ouvre la caméra.
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Yo Momma so sтuрid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, ''Wait!
Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote!''
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your рussy?”
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!”
“Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”
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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."
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Милионер разговаря със своя доктор: миллионер разговаривает со своим врачом: - знаете, я решил не...
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