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Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.

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Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

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Get bad marks, relatives will insult you.
Get good marks, friends will insult you.

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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

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A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"

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Yo mama is so sтuрid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.

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"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?"
"What"
"We're both ugly!"

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- Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
- It's a girl. She's my daughter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
- I'm not. I'm her mother.

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I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sеxy".
Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.

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A man asks a farmer near the field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:30 PM train."
The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4 PM one."

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"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swinе!"
The mother apologizes shamefacedly,
"I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."

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"If women ruled the world," said my wife, "there'd be no wars."
"That's true," I replied. "Wars require strategy and logic."

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"Siri, why am I still single?"
Siri activates front camera.

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Yo Momma so sтuрid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, ''Wait!
Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote!''

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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.

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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.
After a few minutes he turns to her and says, “Can I smell your рussy?”
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, “Certainly not!”
“Hmmm,” he replies. “It must be your feet, then.”

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Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."
"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."

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