Insult Jokes

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Oh your such a beautiful,wonderful,intelligent person. Oh im sorry i thought we were having a lying competition.

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He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

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Anybody who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

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Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

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How do you make your wife do anything for you?
Answer: Take away her Credit Card

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Insult Jokes Sexist Jokes

You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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Guy: suск my dick
Me: sorry I cant put small things in my mouth I will choke

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A few more months without getting laid and you should be eligible for employment at Gamestop.

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A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fат and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

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Insult Jokes Relationship Jokes

Kid: your ugly
Me: *sneez* sorry i am alergic to bullshit

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Guy: You're a lеsвiаn.
Girl: I bet I have f*cked more girls then you have. xD

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Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Nothing much, but do you smell something?
Girl: No?
Boy: Niether do I, now start cooking.

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Boy: you have no pubes
Me: yeah because the rest are stuck in your moms teeth

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Mom: Go clean your room!
You: But its my room!
Mom: I don't care!
You: So if you don't care I don't have to clean it!

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You remind me of the ocean... you make me sick

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I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

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Insult Jokes Blonde Jokes

The only positive thing about you is your НIV status.

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were 16 years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

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