Insult Jokes

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Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a dамn.

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That isn't your forehead, it's your hair trying to run away from your face!

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Sure, I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay an admission fee.

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What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his аss back?

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You're lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

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Why is it that the people with the smallest minds always have the biggest mouths?

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I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

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Insult Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

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You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since!

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I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high.

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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

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A student asked his teacher how old she was. She promptly said,
"39 and holding." Then the student asked,
"Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

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Last time I had a kiss like that, I was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

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If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

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You should be in commercials for birth control.

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After every sentence i say you say ketchup and rubber buns.
What did you eat for breakfast? "ketchup & rubber buns."
What did you eat for lunch? "ketchup & rubber buns."
What did you eat for dinner? "ketchup & rubber buns."
What do you do when you see a hot girl? "ketchup & rubber buns."
You where rubbing my gf's what?!?!

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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

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You have that far look in your eyes: the farther you are, the better you look.

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