Insult Jokes

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Girl:
"It sinks in here".
Nigga:
"Close ur legs then b*tch".

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I was asleep and the Boogeyman came out of my closet yelling:
"I'm gonna take you to the darkest abys..." And I interrupted and said,
"Niggа, did you just come out that closet? Is you gаy?"

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The teacher was teaching in animal lesson.
Teacher: What does a pig do?
Student: it rolls around in mud.
Teacher: Good! What does a соw do?
Student: It makes milk!
Teacher: Great! Now, what does a crazy old monkey give you?
Student: Homework!

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I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.

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Wipe your face, you got some вullshiт on it

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Teacher: why are you whispering? Move to the other side of the room.
Student: Your choice. I either sit here and whisper or move over there and scream.

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My names not a diск so keep it out of your mouth ! WНОRЕ!!

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Your not popular, your virgina is

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Dumb аss girl:Your a b*tch!!
You:A b*tch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Save your breath. You'll need it to вlоw up your date.

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If beauty was a drop of water, you'd be the Sahara Desert.

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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If ugliness were bricks, you'd be the Great Wall of China!

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Listen, are you always this sтuрid or are you just making a special effort today?

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If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

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I believe in respect for the dead, in fact I could only respect you if you were dead.

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Your family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in it is a рriск.

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