Insult Jokes

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Tom:
"Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry:
"Uh no, why?"
Tom:
"Because that's where most accidents happen."

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Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

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This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

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You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

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If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunк dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whоrе. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his вееr. An hour goes by and the drunк dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whоrе!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says,
"Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunк dude walks up a third time and says,
"Your mom... is such... a whоrе!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says,
"You know what, Dad? Go home!"

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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

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Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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Insult Jokes One-Liner Jokes

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said,
"I want a second opinion." He said,
"Okay, you're ugly too."

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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Dad:
"Say 'daddy.'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"Come on, say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"fuск you. Say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"fuск you. Mommy!"
Mom:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Baby:
"fuск you!"
Mom:
"Who taught you to say that?"
Baby:
"Daddy!"
Dad:
"Son of a b*tch."

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If you want my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your moms teeth.

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Guy 1 - "What you doing today?"
Guy 2 - "Nothing."
Guy 1 - "You did that yesterday..."
Guy 2 - "I wasn't finished."

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What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

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