Dad:
"Say 'daddy.'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"Come on, say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"Mommy!"
Dad:
"fuск you. Say 'daddy!'"
Baby:
"fuск you. Mommy!"
Mom:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Baby:
"fuск you!"
Mom:
"Who taught you to say that?"
Baby:
"Daddy!"
Dad:
"Son of a b*tch."