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How to be Insulting on the Beach: If there's enough sand, dig huge walls around your site and try to put your neighbors in the shade.

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How to be Insulting in Banks: Try to use one of the automatic cash dispensers, but use it incorrectly. If it's inside the bank, do this until someone is sent to help you out, or until you're asked to leave. If it's outside the bank, kick the machine and try to open it with your car keys, a penknife or your umbrella.

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How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to duplicate presents wherever possible then lose the receipts so that none of them can be exchanged. If they happen to be things you want yourself, so much the better. Just offer to take them back.

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How to be Insulting in Church: Arrive late for any service and arrive noisily. Forget at least one, if not both books, and try to make others stand up while you go back for the ones you need.

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How to be Insulting in Banks: When ordering travelers checks, try to get the smallest denomination available, and then take ages signing each check in front of the cashier.

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How to be Insulting in Church: Always try to be half a line ahead of the vicar, and always be as loud as you dare in the responses.

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How to be Insulting in Banks: Put your old sandwiches into the night safe pouch and complain by letter when it's returned to you empty.

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How to be Insulting Abroad: Insist on paying for everything in sterling.

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You know you're getting fат when you say you're fат in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

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God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Неll, everyone makes mistakes.

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If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

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You're so fат you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

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Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be sтuрid.

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A man and woman were having sеx. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies,
"Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

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How do you leave a jаскаss in suspense?
Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

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China... Austraila.. New zealand... South africa is fighting who has the best stuff
China says they have the biggest wall
Austraila says they have the best grass
New zealand says they have the best flag
South africa says they have the springbuck .. He jumps over the wall ... Shiтs on the grass... And wipes his аss with the flag

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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

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Who is the poorest guy in the south?
The Tooth Fairy.

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You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

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