Insult Jokes

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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other, because nothing is blocking traffic.

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I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part, I am forced to have to share oxygen with you.

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I know you're not as sтuрid as you look. Nobody could be!

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If brains were gasoline, you'd have enough to get a рiss ant's go-kart half way around a Cheerio.

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Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

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Your house is so small you have to eat a large pizza outside.

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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's my opinion against thousands of others?

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Yo momma is so old God was her first boyfriend.

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I hear you were born on April 2, a day too late!

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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.

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Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

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When you were a child, your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

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He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.

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I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have a place to put it!

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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

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What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

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You're so dumb, when you were born, your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.

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