Insult Jokes

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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

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Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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Who is Dracula most likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!

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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

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I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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You have a face made for radio.

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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiот.

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Guy: FAIL!!
Me: no one asked you for your life story.

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I'd slap you, but shiт splatters!

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You're so dumb, you think babies can be found in the infantry.

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Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your аss, you know he's full of sh*t.

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At first I thought you had the IQ of an ice scraper, but then it occured to me that an ice scraper has two things you don't, direction and purpose.

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I know what sign you were born under, "Red Light District!"

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Do you want me to accept you as who you are, or do you want me to like you?

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Act your age, not your shoe size.

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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

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You are such a smart аss I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

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I wish I had a hearing aid so I could turn you off.

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