Insult Jokes

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When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!

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Insult Jokes God Jokes

Are you aware that you're a pathetic freak? Or are you just completely oblivious to reality.

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Two hookers where standing and one left and then came back later. One said I can smell the diск in the air and the other one said excuse me I burped

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His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be too much of a surprise for you now, would it?

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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

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Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

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You're pathetic. Don't believe me? Ask your wife, she might tell you since she probably tells her friends what a dipsh*t you are.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Your house is so small, if you dropped a washcloth, it would look like wall to wall carpeting.

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He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!

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He is always lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory.

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He is so short, his hair smells like feet.

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

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Teachers: Where's your homework
Student: At home having more fun than me

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I want you to know that it is perfectly all right to have an unexpressed thought. In your case I even recommend it.

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For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind, and all of yours.

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Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

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The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

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You're like one of those "idiот savants," except without the "savant" part.

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You've never been outspoken, no one has ever been able to.

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Insult Jokes