Insult Jokes

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Your sister's teeth are so crooked, Amtrack had to install her braces.

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He has occassional flashes of silence, which makes his conversation perfectly delightful.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

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When you and your momma had an argument, it was a battle of the wits. Nit versus Dim. Then your dad joined, and it was Nit versus Dim verses Half.

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He comes from a long line of real estate people... They're a vacant lot.

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If sеx were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

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You know the small dots on your ваlls, it's your sреrм cells trying to escape because they dont want to make another you

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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

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We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!

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I can tell that your charisma bypass was successful.

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Freind: your a dick
Me: at least I can use it

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Text from my mom: Can you turn on the oven?
My answer: I've done everything I can, the oven just simply does not find me sexually attractive.

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Annoying girl: your ugly
Girl: and your living proof that abortion should be legal

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Annoying guy: you failed
Me: your dad. Didn't when he left you and your mom

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"Your gаy!" yells a angry boy.
"Hey, what's the difference between your jokes and your diск?" asks the other guy.
"I don't know, what?"
"No one laughs at your jokes"

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Eirn: haha your dads gay
Me: F**k off
Eirn: you take it up the аss by your dady
Me: Hay your like a squirrel the only thing you care about is how much nuts you can fit in your mouth at ounce.

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Kid: (really has too рее)
Kid: can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no
Kid: I WILL РISS ON YOUR DESK

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If someone tells you off you say shut up i bet your mom's vаginа has been used more than google

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Yo mama so fат that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.

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Girl: You get no girls so don't talk.
Guy: And you're like a hardware store, 10 cents a sсrеw.

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