Insult Jokes

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Person: You mother f*cker!
Me: Considering I f*cked your mother, I suppose I am a mother f*cker...

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Student:can I go to the washroom
Teacher:write a note in your agenda
Student writes:explosive diaryha

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Call me a Вiтсh and i'll show you who it is
Call me ugly go look in the mirror and see what pops out
Think I talk to much? Don't listen
Don't like me? Sit with the rest of the Вiтсhеs waiting for me to give a f*ck.
- By Nanny

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Let's just be honest Ugly starts with U and awesoME ends with me
*Nanny

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Friend: Are you asleep?
Me: Yes, I'm sound asleep and having a nightmare about some idiот who's asking me if I'm asleep.

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"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a smarter statement than that."

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"Why do you even wear a вrа? You have nothing to put it in."
Me:
"You wear pants, don't you?"

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I think of you when I'm lonely. Then, I'm content to be alone.

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Your friend: Stop fат b*tch
Me: thats what your mom called my dick

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Guy: I f*cked ur mom last night
Me: I'm sorry I should go tell ur sister ur cheating on her

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When I said "I'd hit that"
I meant with a baseball bat.

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(My friend Angel cracking on this ugly аss white dude)
Ugly аss white dude- Shut up Osama before i report u to the DEA
Angel- Your moms part of my DEA
Ugly аss white dude- Oh yeah whts that?
Angel- Diск Enjoyment Association
Me and my friends- Oh!!!!!!!!!

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Boy: Stank pussy
Me: Little Diск.
Boy: Вiтсh my diск hang two inches.... From the ground!!!
Me: Yeaa when your laying on your stomach mothaf*cka!!
Class: Ooooooooo!!!

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Maybe I act like I don't care but, deep down inside.. I still don't give a f*ck.

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Im sorry what'd you say? I have an ear disease called I dont care.

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Sorry i can't understand you when your choking on a diск, fаggот. )'.'(

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Subject: You're ugly.
You: How can I be ugly, I don't look like you.

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Loser:Have you seen the movie Gаy Boy Say No?
You:Im looking at it!
Class:Oooooohhh

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(Sittin in class and you pull out your phone)
Teacher- Young man give me your phone!!
Me- Вiтсh, when u start payin the dамn bills on my phonecthen you can tell me what to do wit it. Ohk? Bye.

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Officer :
- "Please step out of the vehicle sir."
Me :
- "Nah, you're all right I'm too drunк, you come in.

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