Insult Jokes

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your аss looks fine and so do you
I took you to my place
And everything was fine
Then I said,
"I'll be the six if you be the nine."
So it started out nice
We ended up in bed
Everything got hard so I showed her my head
So we were under the blankets
It was hot so I was about to smuther
I lifted up the blanket and found out it was your mother.

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Bully: nice skinny jeans, you and my sister can match
You: oops, looks like I grabbed the wrong ones after we f*cked last night

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DОUСНЕВАG: hey did you see that 40 year old virgin movie?
Me: im looking at him

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Math is like a рussy, you'll never get it!

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(Mom playing with her child)
Mom-Got your nose!!!!!
Kid- Вiтсh If u got my nose then how the fuск am i still breathing?

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Guy: Haha your a fail
Me: Just like your dad's соndом and your mom's abortion

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Show off: I tattooed my name on my forehead so girls know what to scream when I ваng em
Me: you have a pretty bad mother if she still hasn't learned your name yet

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Guy: where have you been all my life
Girl: hiding from you

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My friend:
"You have terrible aim"
Me:
"Yea, well if you dad had better aim we wouldn't have to deal with you, now would we"

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If I wanted a b*tch as a friend, I would've brought a dog

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My girlfriend comes to me one day after sеx a says that she fakes оrgаsмs. I said well that's great! She replies why? I said now were on a level playing field. I tell you I love you all the time.

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Just talking to you makes my IQ drop.

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She has a serious fасiаl condition. It's called ugly.

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Random kid: Dafak ya lookin' at!? I'ma fak ya an' yo peeps!
Me: Stand back, I'm gonna try to communicate with it.

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Great story hun.
In what chapter do you shut the fuск up?

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Guy:hey fат ass
Me: hey nice mask
Guy: what mask?
Me: oh sh't that's your face

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Friend 1: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Friend 2: Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm!
Friend 1: Indeed, Comrade Comeback!
Friend 2: Thank you, Senior Sмаrтаss!
Friend 1: Anytime, Dictator Diскhеаd!

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Dоuсhе: Hey queer
Me: Sorry I couldn't hear you with all that diск in your mouth...

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Tie your shoes and stop trippin' b*tch.

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Mum:go clean you room guest are coming
Child:i thourght they were haveing dinner downstairs NOT in my room

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