Insult Jokes

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Bully: Why do you have a small mouth?
Girl: To make your diск look big.

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I may love to shop but I'm not buying your вullshiт.

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Bully-if you look up sтuрid in the dictionary their will be a picture of you.
Me-well i don't have to look up sтuрid in the dictionary.
Bully-*speachless
Me-also my dictionary doesnt have pictures

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*Somebody insults you* Well next time we have an argument ill buy you a соndом so you can prepare before you go fuск yourself

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Comeback: You are an inspiration for birth control

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George Bush speaks Spanish. That's why they love him in Miami -- 'cause he speaks Spanish and 'cause he hates Castro. Won't even refer to Castro as 'president.' It's always, 'Mr. Castro.' And Castro refers to Bush as 'El Реndеjо Junior.'

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Shock me, say something intelligent.

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Guy: Who's your daddy?
Girl: He's a cop that arrests perverts like you
Guy: ....

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I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh.

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If someone on the web replies "no one cares" to you, say-
"You care considering you took the time to click the reply button, type your response and click the post button."
And if he/she is the only one to respond, insert "the most" between "care" and "considering".

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Your so bad when you were eating alphabet soup you choked on the D because you Suскеd it to hard!

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You were probably born on the expressway... Thats where all the accidents happen

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Mom:
"Eat your vegetables."
Kid:
"I hate vegetables!"
Mom:
"But they like you."
Kid:
"That's because I don't eat them!"

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

“Am I allowed to call a police officer a сunт?”
“No, sir, you are not. That would be an insult.”
“Would it be OK if I called a сunт ‘Officer’?”
“Yes, sir. That would be weird, but allowed.”
“Good night, Officer.”

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Office and Work Jokes Insult Jokes Police Officer Jokes

Diскhеаd: Hey jеrк, How's you're cousin after last nights session?HAHAHA.
Guy: She's fine. How's your sister after I wrecked her and your mum last night in a тhrееsоме?
Dickhead: Say it again!
Guy: How's your sister after I wrecked her and your mum last night in a тhrееsоме?
Dickhead: You аsshоlе, I'm gonna make you eat those words!
Guy: What like how I ate your sister out last night?
Dickhead: You suск!
Guy: Just how your mum suскеd me off last night?
Dickhead: My dad was at home you do know so it can't have happened.
Guy: You're dad was at work. Oh and tell your mum that I left some money for her in the bedside table and that she should call me if she wants another mouthful.

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Dad hates that I'm a stand-up comic, but it's his fault. He did the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life: did the splits getting out of the shower. Let that sink in. Fат man, wet floor -- people, I can't write a joke better than that.

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Every gym, the water fountain situation -- always the same. There's always one water fountain everybody uses, then there's one three feet below it, next to it, no one touches. Who's it for? What little мidgет treasure trolls at your gym?

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Random person: Why are you such a sмаrтаss.
You: Well if you don't say dumb shiт i won't have to be one.

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She's like, 'OK, you are Mexican, correct? If so, why don't you look Mexican?' I'm like, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I left my leaf blower in the dorm.'

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Calling you an idiот would be an insult to all sтuрid people.

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