Insult Jokes

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Your аss must be jealous because a lot of shiт is coming out of your mouth

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Bully:You're the defintion of dumbass
Me:You're pretty much the Defintion of an Abortion
Everyone:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bully: You're the defntion of gay
Me:I'm straighter than a pole that ur mom dances me on Everyone:OHHHHH
Bully:Fuск off
Me:That's what i said to your ugly sister while she tried fuск me

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Guy: You are such a рussy.
Me: Well, you are what you eat. Guess that makes you a diск.

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You're so poor that when you light up a Lucifer, the cockroaches celebrate that they finally have central heating.

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"Yes officer?"
"I noticed your vehicle swerving quite a bit back there."
"I've had eight beers sir."
"That's no reason to let your wife drive."

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Office and Work Jokes Insult Jokes

Jеrк: Nobody likes you!
Me: If I was your dad, I would have worn two condoms when f*cking your mum just to make sure that accidents like you don't happen!

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Woman: You're gаy!
Guy: At least I can get a boyfriend. If I was gаy HAHAHA!

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Jokes about Women Insult Jokes

Let me drink about it and get back to you.

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Boy: i don't like you!
Girl: if you don't like me remember it's "mind over matter"
I don't "mind" and you don't "matter"

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Bully: Your diск is small than a millimeter.
Me: How would you know? Do you like looking at diскs?

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Bully: You look like a diск.
Me: You must be looking in a mirror.

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Our closest enemy is Castro. Anybody scared of Castro? Nah. It's like рissing off the slow kid in school.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Rude person: Your so gаy!!!
Me/anyone: I'm straighter than the pole yo momma dances on

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Insult Jokes Yo Momma Jokes

A kid tried talking to you with his mouth full of food
Kid: Мuff blah -mouth full of food noises- or talking with mouth full
Me: I don't understand you, try taking the diск out of your mouth and then try talking.

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Food Jokes

I like people, I just don't like making friends. And here's why -- you ever made a friend, and after hanging out with them for a while, you start to realize that they're kind of sтuрid, and y'all don't have nothing in common? But by that time, it's too late, and you're already married?

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Marriage and Family Jokes Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Boy 1:your mom is a hooker
Boy2: ouch that was a low вlоw... Speaking of low blows hows ur mom?

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Вiтсh: *Insults you and says it is a joke*
Me: If you wanted a joke you should have just looked in the mirror

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Idiот: Get sucked
Me: At least I can
Idiot: shut up
Me: What, you tell an insult and I tell the truth. That way we're even

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Bully: your so poor
Me: just like your grades

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Nerd:why is ur family tree a cactus
Bully:why
Nerd:because everyone in it is a prick
Class:oooooooooooh!

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