Insult Jokes

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Why Does Jessie Jay Say Everybody Move To The Left? Because Women Have No Rights.

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Guy:U r the gayest person out of all the gаys. You:Вiтсh please,I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on at night

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*If someone types this on the internet*
Bully: I will kick your ass
You: You're behind a computer screen acting tough. That seems legit.

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Person-art sucks
Me- without art the earth would be eh

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Guy: My diск is the same size as the titanic!
Me: oh so you mean it sunk?

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Idiот: *insults me*
Me: Apart from that statement, what else did you pull out of the toilet?

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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?

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Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did sатаn.

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Random jеrк: Move out of the way you diск!
Nerd: Fine, I'll move out of the way just to stop you from trying to touch it.
Random jеrк: Is that the only comeback you've got?
Nerd: No, I'm gonna get it back off your mums сhin tonight.

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Kid: your forehead is вiggеr than my future Me: well your future must suск аss cuz my forehead ain't that big

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Police do you know how fast you where going? dad I would had gone faster but you pulled me over

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Guy: I took something out of your pocket.
Me: I took something out of your mum last night, my big diск!

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I had a dream I was trapped in an elevator with Michael Bolton, Kenny G and Yanni, and I had a gun with one bullet. Now, what do you do? I blew my head off, that's what I did.

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If you don't know, it's when you throw cash on the hos. I came up with my own expression; I like to 'make it hail.' That's when you throw change at sluтs. 'Ow, are those nickels?' Yeah, it's a down economy. I'm a baller on a budget, вiтсh.

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Ugly bully: You're the reason condoms exist
Kid: You're the reason plastic surgery exists

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Me: Why do you want to ride a bike?
Friend: Because I want to.
Other Friend: You're just jealous because you can't ride a bike.
Class: OOOHHH!!!
Me: Well, the only thing that you can ride is your dad's diск!
Class: OOOHHH!!!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Dad Jokes

Bully-Dude those pants look like my sisters and that hat looks like my moms
Kid-Oh I must have put on the wrong stuff after ваnging them in a threesome
Bully-But my dad was off of work so he was home
Kid-They were screaming so loud he just thought they were fighting
Kid-oh there's your sister now
Sister-Last night was fun we should do it again
Bully-...

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Wow- good looks must not run in your family, huh?

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You're so poor, thieves break into your house and leave things.

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Guy: You're ugly!
Me: Your diск belongs in your pants, not your personality.

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