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A boy is asking his dad some last questions before his dad died. The boy was asking questions his dad would never answer.
Boy: Who did you love most?
Dad: My parents, obviously.
Boy: Why do you hate Mom?
Dad: She assaulted me before you were born..
Boy: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
Dad: Adopting you. *dies*
Boy: ...

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When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," Jeeto sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the country?" Santa asked.
"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear Jeeto, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'"

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Friend: Fail
You: sorry but were not talking about you moms abortion pill

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Why Does Jessie Jay Say Everybody Move To The Left? Because Women Have No Rights.

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Guy:U r the gayest person out of all the gаys. You:Вiтсh please,I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on at night

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*If someone types this on the internet*
Bully: I will kick your ass
You: You're behind a computer screen acting tough. That seems legit.

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Person-art sucks
Me- without art the earth would be eh

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Guy: My diск is the same size as the titanic!
Me: oh so you mean it sunk?

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Idiот: *insults me*
Me: Apart from that statement, what else did you pull out of the toilet?

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Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?

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Did you fall from heaven?
Because so did sатаn.

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Random jеrк: Move out of the way you diск!
Nerd: Fine, I'll move out of the way just to stop you from trying to touch it.
Random jеrк: Is that the only comeback you've got?
Nerd: No, I'm gonna get it back off your mums сhin tonight.

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Kid: your forehead is вiggеr than my future Me: well your future must suск аss cuz my forehead ain't that big

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Police do you know how fast you where going? dad I would had gone faster but you pulled me over

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Guy: I took something out of your pocket.
Me: I took something out of your mum last night, my big diск!

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I had a dream I was trapped in an elevator with Michael Bolton, Kenny G and Yanni, and I had a gun with one bullet. Now, what do you do? I blew my head off, that's what I did.

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If you don't know, it's when you throw cash on the hos. I came up with my own expression; I like to 'make it hail.' That's when you throw change at sluтs. 'Ow, are those nickels?' Yeah, it's a down economy. I'm a baller on a budget, вiтсh.

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Ugly bully: You're the reason condoms exist
Kid: You're the reason plastic surgery exists

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Me: Why do you want to ride a bike?
Friend: Because I want to.
Other Friend: You're just jealous because you can't ride a bike.
Class: OOOHHH!!!
Me: Well, the only thing that you can ride is your dad's diск!
Class: OOOHHH!!!

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Bully-Dude those pants look like my sisters and that hat looks like my moms
Kid-Oh I must have put on the wrong stuff after ваnging them in a threesome
Bully-But my dad was off of work so he was home
Kid-They were screaming so loud he just thought they were fighting
Kid-oh there's your sister now
Sister-Last night was fun we should do it again
Bully-...

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