Insult Jokes

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I like sтuрid questions. Some guy's looking at this picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, 'You grow a beard?' No, I shave my photos.

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(need to be indian)
Douche (says something about your mum)
Me: I could comment on your mother but cows are considered sacred in my country.

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He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Racist kid: Open your eyes.
Asian kid: If you don't see my eyes open, then you open your eyes.

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Me:*goes over to talk to a friend
In class while standing*
Teacher:hey, go back to your sit
Me:*ignores*
Teacher:Excuse me! I am talking to you!
Me: yea you're talking to me
But I wasn't talking to you so that's why I
Ignored you
Teacher:do we have a problem ?!
Me: you must be sтuрid to ask that
Because it's very obvious now that we do
Teacher:you are aware that you
Started this fight aren't you
Me:there wasn't any problem until you
Interupted the conversation between me
And my friend
Teacher:*sarcastically says* ok! ok! I started it!(the fight)
Me:yea you start it, and I end it!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Teacher: How many times do I have to tell you, do your homework.
Student: How many times do I have to tell you "I don't give a f*ck"

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Cat: ha your a вuтт sniffer dog: your a pussy

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The closest thing you will ever get to a рussy is looking at a cat

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Boy: My diск is so hard
Girl: To find

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If somebody calls you an obnoxious name that relates to their nature, say, "I can't believe a dамn hypocrite is accusing me of living their nature ."

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Bully: Hey аsswiре, I bet you're still a virgin.
Asswipe: Hey diсквrаin, I bet the last time you got any action was when you were busting a shiт and your finger slipped through the toilet paper

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It's not weird to see nакеd people. We see nudе people all the time -- you know, cable and R-rated movies -- but those people in the movies have been pre-approved to be nакеd. They went through a casting director or something. Everyone gets on the nudе beach. It's not the Рlаyвоy Channel down there; it's more like the Discovery Channel.

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Women think about sеx every 7 seconds. Just not with you.

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Jokes about Women Insult Jokes Sex Jokes

Girl #1 - "What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!"
Girl #2 - "oh"
Girl #1 - "Did you sea what I did there?" Girl #2 - "Nope."
Girl #1 - "I'm shore you did."
Girl #2 - *cough cough*
Girl #1 - "Cod, man! Clam down and don't be so crabby!"
Girl #2 - "........"
Girl #1 - "Jokes seem fishy?"
Girl #2 - "You're the joke."
Girl #1 - "beach"

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Bully:HA your so short
Me:atleast im вiggеr than your 1 inch dick

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Bully: hey mother f*cker
You: yeah cause I fuск your mom

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A boy is asking his dad some last questions before his dad died. The boy was asking questions his dad would never answer.
Boy: Who did you love most?
Dad: My parents, obviously.
Boy: Why do you hate Mom?
Dad: She assaulted me before you were born..
Boy: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
Dad: Adopting you. *dies*
Boy: ...

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying.
"Your mother insulted me," Jeeto sobbed.
"My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the country?" Santa asked.
"I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious."
"And?"
"At the end of the letter it said, 'Dear Jeeto, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son.'"

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Marriage and Family Jokes Insult Jokes

Friend: Fail
You: sorry but were not talking about you moms abortion pill

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes