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Insult Jokes

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Teacher: Were is your homework?
Me: didn't do it.
Teacher: You're so unreliable!
Me: At least it's more reliable than your dads соndом.

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**Cop pulls you over**
Cop: Sir do you know how fast you were going?
You: Well, Do you know how fast you were going to catch up to me?
Cop: ... Have a great day.

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Girl-looks at me for 30 sec
Me-what are you looking at
Girl-something ugly Me-b*tch i ain't no mirror Girl-maybe you ain't no mirror but I am a portrait of your mom

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I like sтuрid questions. Some guy's looking at this picture of me with no beard. Then he looks at me and goes, 'You grow a beard?' No, I shave my photos.

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(need to be indian)
Douche (says something about your mum)
Me: I could comment on your mother but cows are considered sacred in my country.

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He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes

Racist kid: Open your eyes.
Asian kid: If you don't see my eyes open, then you open your eyes.

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Kids Jokes Insult Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

My dad was a bigot. He was prejudiced to the core -- and the one race he truly hated the most were the humans.

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Me:*goes over to talk to a friend
In class while standing*
Teacher:hey, go back to your sit
Me:*ignores*
Teacher:Excuse me! I am talking to you!
Me: yea you're talking to me
But I wasn't talking to you so that's why I
Ignored you
Teacher:do we have a problem ?!
Me: you must be sтuрid to ask that
Because it's very obvious now that we do
Teacher:you are aware that you
Started this fight aren't you
Me:there wasn't any problem until you
Interupted the conversation between me
And my friend
Teacher:*sarcastically says* ok! ok! I started it!(the fight)
Me:yea you start it, and I end it!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Teacher: How many times do I have to tell you, do your homework.
Student: How many times do I have to tell you "I don't give a f*ck"

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Cat: ha your a вuтт sniffer dog: your a pussy

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The closest thing you will ever get to a рussy is looking at a cat

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Boy: My diск is so hard
Girl: To find

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If somebody calls you an obnoxious name that relates to their nature, say, "I can't believe a dамn hypocrite is accusing me of living their nature ."

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Bully: Hey аsswiре, I bet you're still a virgin.
Asswipe: Hey diсквrаin, I bet the last time you got any action was when you were busting a shiт and your finger slipped through the toilet paper

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It's not weird to see nакеd people. We see nudе people all the time -- you know, cable and R-rated movies -- but those people in the movies have been pre-approved to be nакеd. They went through a casting director or something. Everyone gets on the nudе beach. It's not the Рlаyвоy Channel down there; it's more like the Discovery Channel.

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Women think about sеx every 7 seconds. Just not with you.

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Jokes about Women Insult Jokes Sex Jokes

Girl #1 - "What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!"
Girl #2 - "oh"
Girl #1 - "Did you sea what I did there?" Girl #2 - "Nope."
Girl #1 - "I'm shore you did."
Girl #2 - *cough cough*
Girl #1 - "Cod, man! Clam down and don't be so crabby!"
Girl #2 - "........"
Girl #1 - "Jokes seem fishy?"
Girl #2 - "You're the joke."
Girl #1 - "beach"

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Bully:HA your so short
Me:atleast im вiggеr than your 1 inch dick

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Bully: hey mother f*cker
You: yeah cause I fuск your mom

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