Insult Jokes

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You: I had sеx with your mom.
Bully: My mom's in the hospital!
You: Why?
Bully: She broke her tailbone.
You: Did I really push THAT hard?

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Your diск is so small.
How would you know?
Because you showed me.
And I bet you stared.
I cant stare at what is imaginary.

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Telemarketer: Hi, can I interest you in...
Me: THANK GOD YOU CALLED! THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD! QUICK! WHAT DO I DO??

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Insult Jokes God Jokes

A text chat:
Dad: You are the best son I could ever ask for
Me: You're the best parent I could ask for
Dad: Woops that was meant for your brother
Me: Woops, that was meant for your wife

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Friend: You're supposed to expand the brackets, dude!
Me: Like I expand your mum's legs every Sunday evening?

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

He's as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Weirdoe "I'm bringing sеxy back!"
Me "Your the reason sеxy left!"

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Would you mind repeating the part where you weren't talking?

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Where you born on a highway because thats were most mistakes were made

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You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.

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Tell your mom to stop wearing blue lipstick she makes my diск look like a smurf

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Kid: How did you break your arm?
Me: I tripped.
Kid: How did you trip? huh?
Me I tripped over your mom when she tried to suск my d*ck.

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Teacher: since you were talking can you solve the problem
Kid: the problem is you ,the solution is to mind your own business

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End of the year essay: In this school, I learned...
Friendship
Unity
Compassion
Kindness
Thanking
History
Imagination
Society

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Q. What do you do if you see a talking Tom and say hi,what will Tom say. A. Hi

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I actually ran into Britney Spears one time, in person, but I didn't recognize her without the word 'mute' written over on the side.

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If somebody asks you what you do, and you go, 'You know the inside of the pen, they got these springs? I put the springs on the inside of the pen. That's what I do.'... Like, 'Without me, the pens wouldn't go click.' That ain't no good job, man.

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Teacher: Were is your homework?
Me: didn't do it.
Teacher: You're so unreliable!
Me: At least it's more reliable than your dads соndом.

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**Cop pulls you over**
Cop: Sir do you know how fast you were going?
You: Well, Do you know how fast you were going to catch up to me?
Cop: ... Have a great day.

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Girl-looks at me for 30 sec
Me-what are you looking at
Girl-something ugly Me-b*tch i ain't no mirror Girl-maybe you ain't no mirror but I am a portrait of your mom

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