Insult Jokes

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Вiтсh is your name Google?, then stop acting like you know everything!

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What to do if someone calles you fат:
Yes, I am fат, but you're ugly and that will never change. At least I can diet.

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Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

You: Dad I just had sеx!
Dad: Really? Come sit down
You: I cant, my but hurts!
Dad:...
Im not a hомо, just a funny joke

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Bully: You're ugly, Why do you even bother coming to school.
You: I'm sorry i don't wake up every morning just to impress you.

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White Guy: Why are your eyes so stretched and small? (Everyone Laughs) Asian Guy: To make your diск look big (Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!)

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Guy:What are the must-sees for the museum?
Me: The exit

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Teacher- " What do you call a person who talks about things no one cares about? "
You- " A teacher. "

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Son: Dad how is it like to have the best son in the world
Dad: I don't know ask your grandfather
Son: ._.

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Guy: Sorry, I don't speak racist.
Me: No you don't, you speak вullshiт.

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Girlfriend: How much do you love me?
Boyfriend: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Girlfriend: But its morning Boyfriend: Exactly

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Boy: Hey can I call my mom from your phone? Me: Sure yeah! Just press redial.

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You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.

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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

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Вiтсh: A wise man once told me to be myself and now I'm way ahead of you in life
Me: Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Comeback for gаy people!
Girl: Hey! You Fат Вiтсh! Why You So F*cking Gаy?
Boy: Because Girls Are Вiтсhеs!
Girl: So Your Gаy?! Ha!
Boy: Well At least I Can Get A Boy Friend!
Class: OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Fat Jokes

Bully: You have no friends!
Me: Actually I do have friends only that you don't know them because they wouldn't socialize with someone like you.
Everyone: Turn Down For What!!!!!!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Fат Girl: lol I hate the gym so much
Guy: Did you mean to put a 'h' there?

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I stopped buying makeup when I wandered into a department store recently and noticed that the makeup sales ladies are starting to dress like research scientists. They're back there with slide rules and computerized skin charts. And you know they probably didn't finish high school, but they're wearing lab coats.

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Bully: Hey diскhеаd how is your day?(Bully is saying to much shiт) New kid: I bet your аss is getting jealous of all the shiт coming out your mouth.
Class: OOOHHHH!!!

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Guy: You support gаy rights so you must be gay
Other Guy: I also support animal rights. DO I LOOK LIKE A FUСКING ALPACA???

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Insult Jokes Animal Jokes