Insult Jokes

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Guy: Sorry, I don't speak racist.
Me: No you don't, you speak вullshiт.

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Insult Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Son: Dad how is it like to have the best son in the world
Dad: I don't know ask your grandfather
Son: ._.

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes

Teacher- " What do you call a person who talks about things no one cares about? "
You- " A teacher. "

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Guy:What are the must-sees for the museum?
Me: The exit

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White Guy: Why are your eyes so stretched and small? (Everyone Laughs) Asian Guy: To make your diск look big (Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!)

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Bully: You're ugly, Why do you even bother coming to school.
You: I'm sorry i don't wake up every morning just to impress you.

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

You: Dad I just had sеx!
Dad: Really? Come sit down
You: I cant, my but hurts!
Dad:...
Im not a hомо, just a funny joke

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Insult Jokes Sex Jokes Dad Jokes

What to do if someone calles you fат:
Yes, I am fат, but you're ugly and that will never change. At least I can diet.

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Insult Jokes Fat Jokes

Вiтсh is your name Google?, then stop acting like you know everything!

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Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation.

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Drunк man:
“I can’t bear fools.”
Parker:
“Apparently your mother could.”

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Insult Jokes Men jokes

Teacher: tells student to sit down now while he walking
Student: If I sit down now i will be sitting on the dамn floor

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Insult Jokes

Me: Siri, why am I still single?
Siri: *Opens front camera*
Me: *crying intensifies*

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Insult Jokes Single People Jokes

My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said,
"I'm five." He said,
"When I was your age, I was six."

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Insult Jokes

You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be sтuрid anyway.

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Insult Jokes

Do you hate it when people who can't think of comebacks steal your comebacks all the time? Example: Rетаrd uses one of my comebacks
Retard: You should put a соndом on your head because if you're gonna act like a diск, you might as well dress like one.
Me: The only reason why you're using my comebacks is because you can't сuм back.

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Insult Jokes

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

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Insult Jokes

Go ahead, dumb people, be offended by a joke that doesn't have a plausible premise.

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Insult Jokes

If your going to be a sмаrтаss, first you have to be smart, otherwise your just an аss.

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Insult Jokes

Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much.

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Insult Jokes