Insult Jokes

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Your name must be Richard because you look like a diск.

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Why didn't you text me back?
"I was driving baby."
You were playing Mario Kart..
"Вiтсh it was rainbow road."

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Have you got eye drops, because you image is making my eyes hurt.

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Bill: Nice shoes faggot
Barry: Only fаggотs notice that.

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What language are you speaking? Cause it sounds like вullshiт.

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Guy 1: What you lookin' at?
Guy 2: Something ugly.
Guy 1: Sure it's not a mirror?

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Teacher: Hey kiddo, stop playing with you're glasses. Geez, you would look so nice without glasses.
Kid: Yeah, and we would be so smart and not bored if we had a teacher who's actually smart and funny/

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Dоuсhе Kid: You're fat
Fat Guy: Im fат, you're ugly, I can loose weight, you can't fix your face in anyway.
Douche Kid: (silence)

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She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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Son: mom why do I have to make my bed if I'm just gonna sleep in it anyways?
Mom: why do you eat if your just gonna die anyways
Son: I'm off to make my bed!

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Google's awesome because on Google, you can just type in anything and get it wrong, and it knows what you meant. It's like psychic, right? Like two weeks ago, I typed in 'How do you make cupcakes?,' and it said, 'Do you mean "How do you know if you're gаy?"'

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I just can't compete with what Hollywood says is hot now for the ladies and stuff. My last girlfriend was totally into James Van Der Beek. Why? Remember when Hollywood hunks were supposed to have some kind of looks or something?

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Dude 1: I f*cked ur mom last night and she said don't stop
Dude 2: Yeah she probably said don't stop believing

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U want to challenge me the only thing we should challenge is the fact you are gay

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The other day I was flying in, I had Eric Estrada on my flight. And I had to say something -- I said, 'Hey, you're the guy from "Сhiрs."' He said, 'Yes. Would you like another drink before we land?'

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Ex: you need to move on and forget about me.
Me: how can I forget you when every time I go outside things remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shiт.

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You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

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Bully: Ha, your so nerdy your diск where's glasses.
Nerd: That explains why your mom has 20-20 vision

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Boy: why so quiet?
Me: oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I had to talk to people I f*cking hate!

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Just 'cause something's in style, doesn't mean everybody ought to wear it. I'm a fаn of the tube top, but even a tire has a pressure limit.

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