Insult Jokes

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(Boy is getting picked on) : Ya mum

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Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!

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Me:whatup gaylord
Guy:how am i gаy if i f*cked your mom?
Classandteacher:OHHHHH SHIT
Me: how is that possible if you dont have a dick
ClassandteacherANMMMMMMMMM OHHHHH
Guy:......

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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

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Me: Dаммiт i didn't pass my test
Friend: HAH, fail
Me: :(... Your dads соndом was a fail

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

Friend: I know what you are but what am I ?
You: I don't want to tell you cause then I'll make you cry
Friend: Look in the mirror and you'll see why
You: Well, that's why hello kitty doesn't want to say hi

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Friend: You wanna hangout today?
Me: I can't, I am grounded.
Friend: For what?
Me: My mom and I got in an argument, and she said,
"SON OF A ВIТСН!" so I said,
"Yes, i am a son of a вiтсh!"
Friend: HAHAHA That's why you are my friend. xD

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I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant.

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Teacher-Did u finish your homework assignment?
Student- Did u grade my math test all of us took yesterday?
Teacher- Well I have other students test to grade and.....
Student-Shiт happens

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For those who never forget a face, you are an exception.

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I was driving down here tonight; I saw a guy talking on a car phone in a Yugo. I was thinking, 'Who's he talking to -- Kmart?'

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Вiтсh: Hey аsshоlе!
Me: I would slap you, but I don't want my hand to get AIDS.

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You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shiт.

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Boy: could i go to the restroom
Teacher: i don't know can you
Boy: i don't know that's why i asked

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Me: You remind me of a tune
Idiot girl: which one?
Me:
"Her life is a mess, because under that dress,shes got a P E N I S

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Me:my diск is so hard Girl:to find
Class:ooo
Me:yeah only when its deep in your moms pussy
Class:OHHHH

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Male Bully: Why you such a рussy?!
You (if you're a male too): Because I'm working on my impression of your оvаry.

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Simple Comeback
Jerk: YOUR GАУ!!!
Kid: Your Girlfriend Would Disagree.

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KID 1: That's why you don't have any friends now
KID 2: The only time you hang out with yours is when you look in the mirror

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I hate it when fат people call me skinny.
I mean, b*tch , your the extra terrestrial

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