Insult Jokes

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Fаggот: Ha Ha Ha Ha u r a сunт ha ha ha ha
Me: Your mouth reminds me of an аss, only shiт comes out of it and some diскs go in it.
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Person: No one likes you
Me: Well thats hard to say considering if we killed everyone that hated you it wouldn't be a мurdеr, it would be an apocalypse!

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So I was in class this one time.
The teacher was just sitting there looking at me. Me: Take a picture they last longer.
Teacher: What did you say to me?
Me: Well I know I didn't studder, but wait I just remembered last time you picked up a camera it broke.
Teacher: Are you talking back to me?
Me: Well if I didn't that would just be plain f*cking rude.

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Your certficet is a sorry letter from the соndом factorie

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Women do not age pretty. We just fall the hеll apart.

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Once upon a happier time, I actually gave a f*ck.

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I was sweating like a beach full of albinos.

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You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you.

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Bully:Since your so tall do you play basketball(laughs)
Me:And since your so short do you play MINI GOLF (everyone is silent)

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Rude boy: nice tits
Me: if your going to be a rude аss, at least try to do it right. I do not have "nice тiтs" I have fantastic вrеаsтs.

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Black people think that everything's subliminal. I was at the grocery store yesterday; black dude was in the same aisle I was in. I said, 'Excuse me, can you tell me where the barbeque sauce is at?' He said, 'Why? 'Cause I'm black?' I said, 'No, 'cause you got some in your cart.'

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Mean Guy on CoD: Kid your ваlls haven't even dropped yet...
Kid: They did in your moms mouth!

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*texting a friend*
Me: Hey what's up?
Friend: NOthiNg MucH.
Me: Um, ok. Did you hear about the new kid?
Friend: YeAH hE's iN mY sEcoND HoUr.
Me: dude, I think your cap locks is having a seizure.
Friend: nO iT'S nOt.
Me: Check again, and this time actually look at your phone, not your diск. It's never gonna grow long enough.

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Fат guy: Hey fаggот!
Me: You should rub your belly for good luck, chuck! Because when somebody said launch, you thought they said lunch!

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Loser: Wow dude, such a fail!
Me: Like your plastic surgery.

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Guy:you suск hahah
Me:and you swallow
Guy:and you spit
Me:and you choke!
Guy:.....

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Idiот college called, they want there mascot back.

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Student: can I use the bathroom?
Substitute: I don't know can you?
Student I don't know can you get a full time job?!?

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Diск: You're a аss, you are what you eat!
Me: Yeah, my diск's been eating your mom's аss, you diск.

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I saw a guy today who had rings and hooks and pens and antennas hanging out his cheeks and his eyebrows. Looked like somebody hit him in the head with a tackle box.

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