Insult Jokes

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I went to the Reagan Library today. It's very nice; it's very roomy. It's not cluttered with books except for the ones he's read, and that one's being checked out. It's the Reader's Digest condensed version of 'The Cat in the Hat.'

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You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!

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Principle: do you know why I pulled u from class!
Me: because I said you'll never find love!
Principle: and why did u say that!?
Me: I don't know go ask your last 3 husbands!

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If what you don't know can't hurt you, you're invulnerable.

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Entrepreneur: I like to throw pound coins in the air so that they land on me like rain drops. I call it the golden shower.
Random guy: Do you know what a golden shower is? It's where you get someone to рiss on you.
Entrepreneur: Why is that what you and your boyfriends do in your spare time?
Random guy: No, but it's what I did to your wife last night.

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Bully:
"What does my face look like?"
Me:
"Ayy lмао!"

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Аsshоlе: Fuск you.
Me: You know you wanna.

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"Bully points at ur shoes"
Bully: FAKE KMART SHOES HAHAHAHA
You: at least my Kmart shoes are realer than ur one dollar crocs

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(Girl is talking shiт)
Another girl walks up: Spreading rumors again? At least you're doing something besides spreading your legs.
Girl talking shiт:...

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Bully- " my diск is a choking hazard!"
You- " well choking hazard things are small !"

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The other day I went to my friends house
And his mom answered the door and said He just got out of the shower but u can Watch the raider game with me and I said
No thx I enjoy watching teams win

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I'm no gynecologist but you're definitely a рussy.

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Bully: Hey b*tch why are you so gay
Nerd: cause i saw your mom naked

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Bully: You're gаy.
Victim: Yeah, I'm really happy. You're a homosexual.

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- Someone says something about you or boring.
- You, Say it to my вuтт because its the only thing that gives a сrар.

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I think "dildо" is an acceptable insult.
Like I'd call you a diск, but you're not real enough.

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Guy: is ur name Google?
Girl: no why?
Guy: cuz ur everything I'm looking for
Girl: is ur name yahoo answers??
Guy: no why?
Girl: cuz u ask sтuрid questions

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I don't think ugly people know they're ugly. I was at a party with a friend the other night. He says to me, 'Look at that chick over there. She's a dog.' I said, 'So are you. Go over and say hello. Just don't have any kids.'

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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fат? Cut off your head.

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Such a little man, such a drama queen.

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