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"Nice hair."
"Thanks, I grew it myself."
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This guy picked up a dumb hitchhiker, and he said, 'Before we go any place, there might be something wrong with my right rear blinker. Will you go back there and check it?' The guy went back there. He said, 'Is it working?' The real dumb hitchhiker said, 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'
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Какво отговоря блондинка като я попиташ дали мигачът мига? Две блондинки се возят в кола. Един борец казал на друг: Blonde Rides Shotgun The Blonde and the Blinker Δυο ξανθιές στο αμάξι Скъпа, погледни дали свети преден десен мигач! Што одговара плавуша кога ја прашуваат дали работи жмигавецот на колата: Zwei Österreicher überprüfen ihr Auto: A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. - Vet du vad norrmännen säger om blinkersen i bilen? - Fungerer, fungerer ikke... C'est deux belges qui sont dans une voiture et le préparent pour partir en vacances. Le conducteur dis au passager - Va voir si le clignotant marche bien s'il te plaît. - Ouais, ouais, tout de... Carabinieri in auto: "Appuntato guarda se la freccia funziona". "Ora si', ora no, ora si', ora no ..." Det var en norrman, en dansk och Bellman som skulle köpa bil. Bellman ville prova ljusen och norrmannen ställde sig bakom bilen för att kontrollera ljusen. Bellman slog på ljuset. - Ja det... A man got in a taxi cab to be driven to work. They were about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the light. The taxi cab driver wasn’t sure his blinkers were working so he said to the man "will... A husband is driving with her blonde wife, the husband says "Can you stick your head out the window if the blinker works?" T hen the blonde sticks her head out the window and replies, "Yes, No,... Kevin, schaust du mal bitte, ob der Blinker hinten funktioniert? Kevin: Ja geht, nein, doch jetzt wieder, jetzt wieder nicht. Un tipo le dice a la mujer rubia: - Andrea, hazme el favor y mírame si funciona el intermitente derecho. Andrea sale y dice: - Sí, no, sí, no. What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Det var en Svensk turist som var ute och åkte bil i Norge. Han svängde in på en verkstad för att kolla så att alla lampor på bilen fungerade. - Kan jag få hjälp med en sak? Frågade svensken. -... Det var två norr män som skulle åka bil. Då sa den som skulle köra till den andra: - Kan du gå ur och kolla så blinkersen funkar? - Okej, sa han och gick ut för att titta. Så satte han som skulle... P: O que uma loira te responde quando você pergunta se o pisca-pisca está funcionando? — Está; não está; Está. Não está... Ein Mann bittet eine Blondine sich hinter sein Auto zu stellen, um ihm zu sagen, ob sein Blinker funktioniert. Blondine geht hinters Auto und ruft: Ja Nein Ja Nein Ja Nein..... A guy asked a blonde if his blinkers were working and she replied On,off,on,off Two blondes are driving down the road, the driver turns to the passengar and says can you tell me if my blinker is working. So the passengar sticks her head out the window and says... A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working, she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I'm... Quando uma pessoa pergunta para uma loira se o pisca-pisca do carro está funcionado o que ela diz? R.. tá , nao tá , tá, nao tá , tá , nao tá....
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Girl: You will never get a girlfriend!
Boy: That's good.
Girl: How?
Boy: Because I wouldn't have to meet people who disgust me like you
Girl: .....
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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
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Guy: My Diск's so big it's the size of a gorilla's
Me: The Gorilla's реnis is 1/3 the size of a normal humans excluding you
Class: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Isn't it ironic?' No, Alanis, it's unfortunate. You have listed sh*t for three and a half minutes, and everything you mentioned was unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars, perhaps you'd like to buy yourself a dictionary because irony is not a 'black fly in your chardonnay.'
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Bully:you got a messed up hairline you:yo mama's рussy got a messed up hairline
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I do love the New York City Marathon, though. That's really exciting when the world's fastest anorexics come to town.
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Person: This is seat is so hard!
Me: So is my diск, but your mum didn't complain when she sat on it.
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The janitor said he took out the trash last night, he must forgot a piece, what are you still doing here?
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Aha, I see the Fuск-Up Fairy has visited us again!
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Having an argument with my brother;
Me: That makes no f*cking sense!!!
Brother: Like your diск!
Me: My diск?
Brother: Exactly you don't have one!!!
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I'll bet your parents hit the JERKpot!
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You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
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Doesn't Prince Charles look like somebody kissed a frog and it didn't change all the way?
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Before you get "turnt up" you should probably get that job application "turnt in" before your car is repossessed and your electricity is "turnt off".
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Dоuсhе: You're a рussy Me: Well, I am what I eat.
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Bully:what the fuск are you wearing it looks gay
Me: the thing your mom wore to produce your pathtic ass
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Bully: nice wig, where's it from
Me: Your mom's chest hair
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