Insult Jokes

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Boy: wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: i have a boyfriend
Boy: i have a maths exam:
Girl: whats that suppose to mean?
Boy: i thought we were listing everything we can cheat on

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I don't think you are sтuрid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

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Bully: You have no diск.
Me: How would you know? Do you look at people's dicks

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Suск my diск!
I am not supposed to put small things into my mouth..

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*boy walks into your class*
Teacher:go back from where u came from.
Boy:sorry but I can't crawl back up my mums fanny

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Guy: aw. Did you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Other guy: Nope. I kissed yours.

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Dамn girl! Are you fire detector?
'Cause you are really f*cking loud and annoying'

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This casting director, she says to me, 'Al, I think you're going to get some work because you're off-beat good-looking.' Which of course means, you're good-looking -- for an ugly guy.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
Glenn:
“K-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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How many gallons of sемеn did you have to swallow to get that sтuрid???

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Parent: Don't hold a grudge against your sibling for something they did to you. You (sarcastically): So when you punish me that's not YOU holding a grudge against ME?

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You: You suск.
Douchebag: And you swallow.
You: At least I don't choke. #Ownage

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Teacher - "Who do you think you are?!"
You - "Jake, from State Farm...?"
Teacher - "Oh, so you think you're funny?"
You - "I think I'm adorable "

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There's no way you can tell a women she's not fresh, is there? How are you gonna do it? You're gonna be like, 'Um, was you running today?'

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Hater: You're gаy...
You: I know, it's great being happy! You should try it instead of crying for the fact that nobody likes you.

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Моrоn: You're diск's small!
Me: Not really, let me just tell your mom to stop suскing so I can show you the rest.

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You're riding the crest of a slump?

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Do you hate it when you use a comeback against someone, and all the idiот can come up with is "That's you!" Instead of coming up with something witty?

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*Nerds phone rings in the middle of class*
Cool Guy: Awwwwww is that your girlfriendd?
*Class Laughs*
Nerd: No its yours.
Class: OHHHHHHHHHHH

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Every industry has nerds. Here's how you find them -- ask someone what they do for a living, and if you don't understand the answer: nerd.

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